The Results of My Foray into Vegetarianism

You know, I love strawberries, but one of the things that I hate about them is that you have 53 hours or fewer to eat all of them out of the fridge before they start molding. I know, I know. You’re like me, and you have to ignore your doubts about snorting fridge mold. Or not. Work with me. I didn’t sleep much last night. Anyway, keeping fruit this time of year is a struggle, and now I have a crop of those stupid fruit flies that are hovering around the bananas.