Happy New Year, fam! Do you like my theme for the year? It’s not as good as the original, “Cuttin’ a Bitch in 2006,” but it’ll do.
I have fucked up my life. I cannot say that this would have been easily avoided, but it would have taken less effort to avoid it than to fix it. Fucking up your life is a bit like getting cancer: It’s expensive, it’s painful, and in some respects, the cure is worse than the disease, at least in the short run. The bitterer part about fucking up your life, however, is that it is 100% your fault. Today, I am going to lay some wisdom on you based entirely on my personal experiences so that you can avoid the trap of fucking up your life.